News for Saturday, June 9th, 2018

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV during the second half of the hour of 6:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the sixth day of this June ("WKRG News 5 at 6:30") to have had audio of one of its news presenters (Rose Ann Haven) saying, "Yeah it is" immediately after appearing to have had video of a person saying, "So say I can fill my car up easily for twenty-five bucks -- now I'm at thirty-five bucks -- so that's a big difference", and video of her saying "The heat is on" immediately after appearing to have had its other news presenter (Peter Albrecht) saying, "High gas prices and high temperatures". 

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the hour of 5:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the sixth day of this June ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its reporters (a weather reporter named Michael White) saying, "Next week's weather looks like we'll start to see more wide-spread rain and storm opportunities. We will be fine-tuning that long-range outlook and talk about it later tonight on 'FOX 10 News" at nine, but for those of you who have been missing Jason this week, don't worry -- you can see him right now with another edition of "FOX 10 Outdoors'" before appearing to have had a certain video involving audio of an announcer saying, "FOX 10 Outdoors with Jason Smith" (note #1: "Jason Smith" was the name of a member of the news operation at WALA-TV who was usually a weather reporter for the program in other installments of it that appeared on the channel in the aforementioned period of time on a regular basis in recent times (note #2: the local news program that appeared on the channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. that Wednesday ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had the reporter named Michael White saying,"Good evening I'm meteorologist Michael White filling in this week for Jason Smith here at the FOX 10 Stormtracker Center"). 

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the hour of 5:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the sixth day of this June ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its news presenters (Lenise Ligon) presenting a report involving the words "free fishing day" before appearing to have had the other news presenter (Bryon Day) presenting a report involving the words "gator hunting season" immediately afterwards (the one named Lenise Ligon appeared to had said, "All right and Saturday is free fishing day in fresh water and salt water. It's all part of National Fishing and Boating Week. If you want to fish, you don't have to get a fishing license; the exception is some lakes, piers, and private ponds. You might still pay some fees and need a permit. For more information, head on over to outdooralabama dot com slash fishing"; the one named Byron Day saying, "This is the license Lenise wants -- from fishing to gator hunting, registration is open for alligator season in Alabama. One hundred fifty tags will be given out in the southwest zone of Alabama, which covers Mobile, Baldwin, Washington, Monroe, and Clarke counties. The tags will be drawn at random, You can register to be eligible for a tag on the Outdoor Alabama Web site. Registration runs through July eleventh -- gator hunting season starts August second -- conservation workers started this hunt back in two thousand six to try to cut back on the exploding alligator population", the one name Lenise Ligon saying, " All right, well, listen I would go, but only if you come with -- speaking of alligators, though --", the one named Byron Day saying, "Not a problem" immediately afterwards; the one named Lenise Ligon saying, "You say that now -- if I can pick in that lottery -- remember you said that", and the other news presenter saying, "Ok" immediately afterwards before appearing to have had both of them presenting parts of a report involving the words "eight-foot alligator" (Lenise Ligon: All right, so an eight-foot alligator in Florida roaming a neighborhood and it, uh, let's just say it did not want to be caught. Byron Day: Not one bit. Take a look. After the big guy was cornered on a door step -- watch this -- Florida fish and wildlife officers tried to tie him up; he tried to put him back in the truck -- look at that -- he just lashes back out at 'em. Lenise Ligon: Yes, he says not today -- the alligator making a last-ditch effort to get away--. Byron Day: Boom! Oh! Lenise Ligon: Nice little whack there -- uh, flips back and heads butts the trapper and knocking him to the ground -- experts say two things brought the alligator out from  the water. It's typically when they're looking for meat and when they're looking for food. There you go. Byron Day: Go figure).