News for Friday, July 20th, 2018

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV during the first half of the hour of 12:00 p.m. on the Thursday of the nineteenth day of this July ("WKRG News 5 at Noon") appeared to have had its news presenter (Devon Walsh) saying, "This is some very clear picture right here" for a certain report. 

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Thursday of the nineteenth day of this July ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its news presenters (Byron Day) saying, Well the next time you decide to sleep in a car, remember this story: investigators telling us early yesterday morning a man was asleep in his friend's car parked on Old Pascagoula Road. Well the guy knocked on the car window, waved a gun at the man inside, forced him out, then took off in the car. If you know anything about this crime, please call Mobile police".

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the hour of 5:00 p.m. on the Thursday of the nineteenth day of this July ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its news presenters (Byron Day) saying, "My sister is coming in from Kentucky. She's a school teacher from there and she's going to be getting her supplies here" immediately after appearing to have him and its other news presenter (Lenise Ligon) presenting reports involving words such as "school" and "supplies" (note: the program appeared to have the news presenter named Lenise Ligon saying, "Ah ha!" immediately after appearing to have had the aforementioned statements attributed to the one named Byron Day before appearing to have had the same one named Byron Day saying, "Facebook -- I just thought to she'd like it [here] -- Facebook is focusing on robots, but why" and the same Lenise Ligon saying, "The social media giant is hoping to push the boundaries when it comes to artificial intelligence. More details next" immediately afterwards immediately before one of its breaks from appearing on the channel in the period of time mentioned earlier). 

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the hour of 5:00 p.m. on the Thursday of the nineteenth day of this July ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its reporters (a sports reporter named Robby Baker) saying this for a certain part of it related to sports: "Now I have something I have to get off my chest tonight. Time for a quick Robby Rants segment [note #1: the program appeared to have the reporter standing next to a monitor with text of "ROBBY RANTS" by this point]: North Carolina head coach Larry Fedora made the rounds at A-C-C media day yesterday and he made some comments about the future of football that -- well they struck me -- in part, Fedora said he isn't convinced that playing the sport has any connection to long-term head injuries",  a certain video involving a certain being (and some digital graphics involving texts of "LARRY FEDORA" and "NORTH CAROLINA HEAD COACH") saying, "I fear that the game will get--will get pushed so far to one extreme that you won't recognize the game ten years from now; that's what I worry about, and I do believe that if--if--if it gets to that point that our country goes down too", and the reporter saying, "Now I'm not ranting tonight to defend rule changes in football, nor am I advocating that people shouldn't play it. Much like most of you watching, I spend a lot of my time following the sport intensely. I've done so my whole life, but, for Fedora, a head coach in a prominent conference to suggest that changes in football are somehow tied to a potential demise in our country to later say that the brain disease S-T-E and football are not connected -- well to me it just seems reckless. Media days should be about putting the spotlight on the players. Now don't worry, everybody at home knows -- if you know me, we'll still end the sportscast with something fun" (note #2: the program appeared to have had the reporter saying the following statement immediately afterwards: "We're going across the ocean near the Open championship. Ian Poulter, he's in the thick stuff, Mel, but check this recovery out..." (note #3: the program appeared to have had a certain video involving digital graphics and texts of "IAN POULTER CRAZY SHOT" and "THE OPEN" immediately after appearing to have had the reporter saying the word "going" and a certain news presenter for it named "Mel Showers" appearing beside the reporter later in the part of it related to sports)).