Sunday, July 29, 2018

News for Friday, July 27th, 2018 (amended)

(amendment note: the quotation in the fourth paragraph below this sentence was corrected (twice))
  • The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV during the first half of the hour of 5:00 p.m. this Friday ("WKRG News 5 at 5") appeared to have had one of its news presenters (Devon Walsh) saying, "Welcome back. Today we have the longest total lunar eclipse...of the heart -- no, I'm just kidding -- of the century" for one of its reports immediately after one of its breaks from appearing on the channel in that period of time.
  • The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV during the second half of the hour of 4:00 a.m. and the hours of 5:00 a.m. and 6:00 a.m. this Friday ("WKRG News 5 This Morning") appeared to have had at least one of its news presenters (Jessica Taloney) presenting a report in which some of its subjects ("Robert Brazile" and "Bum Phillips") were referenced only by the first parts of their names after initially mentioning them by both the first parts and the last parts of those names.
  • The main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV appeared to have had a certain advertisement related to them and WFNA-TV* involving audio of a certain announcer saying, "Two teams, two stations, two ways to watch: WKRG Five [5] is home of the Saints, and the Tampa Bay Bucs are on the Gulf Coast CW. Catch all the action kicking off August ninth [9th]" during at least one of its breaks from having local news programming this Friday (*note: WKRG-TV and WFNA-TV were related to each other their due to their having been part of a holding company named the Nexstar Media Group in recent times). 
  • A certain Internet video stream that usually appeared to have had live news programming and live programming pertaining to entertainment and lifestyles for WALA-TV on a regular basis in recent times usually only appeared to have had recordings of some local news programming of theirs since the beginning of the hour of 9:00 a.m. this Friday (note: the programming usually appeared to had been involved a digital clock displaying times ranging from between 4:30 and 9:00" (update: the stream still appeared to have had recordings of such programming on the Saturday of the twenty-eighth day of this July and the Sunday of the twenty-ninth day of this July).
  • The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. this Friday ("WKRG News 5 at 10") appeared to have one of its news presenters (Rose Ann Haven) saying, "Officers then caught Grappy who apologized for being an idiot" for one of its reports; and its other news presenter (Mel Showers) saying, "You can see how hard the impact was: the front end of the car mangled and messed up -- it's remarkable no one was seriously injured. The driver of the car, a woman, will be ok" for one of its other reports (note #1: the channel appeared to had the news presenter mentioned first presenting a report similar to the one mentioned first for some of the local news programming it had during the hour of 6:00 p.m. with exceptions such as the programming appearing to have had her saying the word "crappy" before appearing to have had her saying the word "Grappy" immediately afterwards (note #2: transcript of the whole report mentioned first: "A thirty-year-old local man faces charges -- deputies say he stole an ice cream -- William David Grappy is charged with burglary, grand theft auto, and marijuana possession. The arrest report says that after Grappy stole the truck, he ditched it at the Tom Thumb gas station at Miracle Strip Parkway in Fort Walton Beach. The owner told police the truck had around twelve hundred dollars worth of ice cream in it. Officers then caught Grappy who apologized for being an idiot" (note #3: transcript of the whole report mentioned second: "A crash on the Interstate Sixty-five service road ends with a smashed car, a water mane break, and one business forced to close early for the night -- it happened around six fifteen this evening. You can see how hard the impact was: the front end of the car mangled and messed up -- it's remarkable no one was seriously injured. The driver of the car, a woman, will be ok. The water mane break cut off water to Morrison's -- forcing workers to go home early"))). 

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